Hello, you naive fool...

Welcome to our disgusting website...

If you're anything like we used to be you probably think that what you're putting into your system is just what you thought you were putting into your system. It would be nice, right? Unfortunately this isn't always the case.

We're not squeemish about food when we know what we're eating. Heck, with half a century of experience in professional kitchens between us, and our constant quest to find the "next big thing", we've eaten things that would make a dog barf. However, we take umbrage at what's hidden in the small print on food labels, what makes it into the actual product unannounced, and what food standards agencies deem acceptable. We're going to share what we know, and throw in twisted food news from around the world too. Enjoy your visit.